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最佳答案 - 由投票者2008-06-03 10:29:50选出
Dramatic Change of Career
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up
on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a
second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise that a little tap
could scare him so much. The driver replied
"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab
driver - I've been driving 'hearses' for the last 25 years!!!!!"
其他回答(5)
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A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
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不好笑啊！
翻译的问题吗？我也正想找这个呢！ -
Girl: Darling, since we have engaged, can you give me a ring?
Boy: Of course. What is your number?
女：亲爱的，既然我们已经订婚了，你能给我一个戒指（电话）吗？
男：当然可以了，你的号码是什么？ -
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。” -
Girl: Darling, since we have engaged, can you give me a ring?
Boy: Of course. What is your number?
女：亲爱的，既然我们已经订婚了，你能给我一个戒指（电话）吗？
男：当然可以了，你的号码是什么？
